Moscow Bars: Neon Monkey

Neon Monkey x Kosmo Хомяк x Кот Шредингера summer terracce

Just stumbled upon the coolest spot in Moscow - the Neon Monkey!

Neon Monkey captures the spirit of an underground Thai bar right in the heart of Sukhumvit Road. Plopped in the bustling center of Moscow, this hotspot nails the Thai festival vibe without resorting to tacky decor or overdone themes.

The S.I.D.R. Group, renowned for its offbeat venues, has outdone itself again. The cocktail menu is a playground of creativity, packed with an impressive array of shots and imaginative concoctions. With names like “Happy Milkman,” “Lady Boy,” and “Sebastian’s Kids,” you know you're in for a wild ride.

And let's not forget the legendary rice balls and wasabi shrimp, which have a fan following of their own. Neon Monkey isn’t just a weekend fling; it’s the place you’ll want to hit up any night of the week for a devilishly good time.

Some cocktails are served in highballs, others in elegant stemware, and a few in hefty ceramic mugs shaped like monkeys—an apt nod to the tiki bar tradition. Sure, they can whip up a classic cocktail, but coming to Neon Monkey for a Negroni feels almost sacrilegious. The real stars here are the signature cocktails, which are truly exceptional.

So, drop the pretentiousness about complex spirits, let loose, and embrace a bit of tropical flair. Sip on a rum and banana liqueur concoction and feel like you’ve been transported to a paradise island. Cheers to adventure!

Working hours:

Sunday to Thursday from 18:00 till Midnight

Friday to Saturday from 18:00 till 03:00

Location:

Bolshaya Dmitrovka st., 32 - 2, Moscow (г. Москва, Большая Дмитровка, дом 32, стр.2)

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